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It’s A Great Day To … Be a Bulldog!

It’s A Great Day To … Exercise

Taylor has won two intramural championships. She was a student stud! “Was” being the operative word! She would like a third title, but this time things are hard. Make that soft, as in soft muscles. Muscles like mush.

You’ve heard of the Freshman 15, well Taylor heard of the Freshman 50. You like Blue Bell. Taylor loved Blue Bell.

So she has some extra baggage that she wants to shed. What to do?

Taylor meet Burton. That’s Burton E. Grossman, as in Burton E. Grossman Fitness Center, along with the Mabee Pool. It’s the place where you can lose all those unwanted, mushy things. You can shape your body and grow into the new you.

Cannonbaaaaaaaall!

So Taylor hit that treadmill and swim lap lane like they were Blue Bell buffets. And guess what, the road to a healthy individual was paved.

As for that third intramural championship, it’s definitely in the works!

It’s A Great Day To … Smell

T-Y-S-O-N

Because of our proximity to a certain mass producer of chicken products, we have tons, tons, tons, and tons of flowers. We combat that chicken smell with the best flowers in the business.

Petunias? Got ‘em. Daisies? You betcha’! Tulips? Our provost is the king of tulips, so you know we represent the tulips.

Mmmmm...

Roses, snapdragons, bluebonnets, poppies, cabbage heads. They are all here.

It’s A Great Day To … Think

To blog or not to blog...

What would Plato do with the smell of Tyson? Plant more flowers? Write a strongly worded letter? Blast a tweet? Post incriminating pictures on Flickr?

At our school, the greatest questions of the world are examined:

What would Jesus Christ do?

Does Seguin really need a “g” when a “q” would do just fine?

Why do we say we have the world’s biggest pecan, when we really don’t?”

Is that statue Martin Luther or an early Lucasfilm rendition of Darth Vader?

And do we really need a Lucky the Bulldog that is “fixed”? (Let him be a MAN, or DOG!! Down boy, down!)

It’s A Great Day To … Pray

Our chapel is open 24/7. Need God, Jesus, Yahweh, Buddha, Mohammed, the Dali Lama? TLU is accepting of our religions and faiths. We love diversity. And we mean love. Peace, love and understanding are the centerpieces of our religious experience at TLU.

TLU Chapel

Do you need a mat? Do you need an altar? How about a candle? Incense? Guys in long robes and funny hats? Girls in white dresses with blue satin sasses? Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes?

Simply put – we have fun in church. How often can you really say that?

One more question – How often does your pastor sport a mullet and a guitar while singing “Here Comes The Sun” or “All You Need Is Love”?